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ww-swagabond:

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory. 

I’ll have what the last person is having.

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#LOL

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

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#LOL

babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

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#omfg #precious #video
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#lol

megaswampertz:

The holy trinity

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#basically

actualkingjosh:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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#burn

sorry:

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane

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#tru

catholicnun:

my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet

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#basically

just-another-dream:

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed

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#my childhood
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#omfg #'murica

askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

pakeeztani:

amortizing:

"If you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission" you’re not Hispanic you don’t understand the struggle

literally every foreign parent

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#yes

avtomatica:

good luck to anyone who starts classes tomorrow I hope your classes are easy and fun and you all do well

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#thank you
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